zhumengting.112

good!

jidane

are you sure it is perseverance but not persistence?hehe

and i did like the refrigerator did when i read the jokes the first time,opened my big mouth with joy,but i didn't  set out any cold airflow,if i have did,maybe all the world get angry for i make them catch a cold

jidane

a cat was waken up by the voice of knocking door,he opened the door found nothing but a mouse.
the cat was very engry:are you miss the hell?
the mouse replied tremblingly:my boss,please buy an insurance,ok?i am driven from pillar to post,i will never knock your door if my tast was easy...

a mouse was brandishing his claws at the edge of a cliff,trying his best to learn flying again and once again.a mother bat just beside him was careladen,seeing he in blood,said to his husband:dear,shall we tell him that he was not procreated by us?

tremblingly:发抖地
be driven from pillar to post:走投无路
brandish:挥舞
careladen:忧心的

i am sorry that just two jokes today,for i must go home now...

cyjrn

It's OK, jidane!
be driven from pillar to post:走投无路,--- a good phrase!

jidane

A psychology professor said to the conference director: “if you want to let the women who attends a meeting be all of a sudden peaceful down, so long as asks a question to them: ladies, in the middle of you which age is biggest?  the conference will become immediately complete silence.”

a son likes to sleep with his mother from his childhood.
mother:son,my dear,will you still sleep with me when you get married?
son:yes.
mother:but what about your father?
son:sleep with my wife:-)
father:this kid is sensible since his childhood.

the fat made a girlfriend recently and parted with her just a week later.the fat's friend asked him the reason.
the fat replied:she said she feel greasy (油腻的)after look at me a long time...

cyjrn

Maybe the age and the weight are both sensitive topics for ladies!

alex-lhz

哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！

shizs23

bump up!!  jokes joy!

shizs23

r u gonna stay for long?
no, i wanna stay for ever
----

jidane

one day a rabbit went to a river to fish,gained nothing.
the second day the rabbit went to the river again,and got nothing again.
the third day,as soon as the rabbit arrived the river,one fish dumped out from the river shouted at the rabbit:don't use the carrot as bait,or i will kill you!


after an aboil football game yesterday,i feel a little tired.so i decide that love you litter,love you longer,only one joke today,hehe!!

cyjrn

Hey, are you a good football player? i also like playing football!

[ 本帖最后由 cyjrn 于 2008-3-3 15:28 编辑 ]

wa5491

good job

jidane

yes,of course~!but not a good player,
the most important requirement for my company is that there must be a football groud in the company,now i can't find any football ground here except a baskball ground.
it doesn't matter now,because i find many crazy football players here,we play football almost everyday,even in winter~haha!
we play football in the baskball ground at noon,
i am a lucky man,isn't it?

yeah,i am looking forward to the happy time we play together...

[ 本帖最后由 jidane 于 2008-3-3 16:12 编辑 ]

Heresquare

very funny.

jidane

a father of anthropophagi(食人族) was hunting with his son
they got a fat man.
son:take it home?
father:are you crazy?!it is so greasy even have a glance on it!
the man was set alive.
they cought a thin man.
son said in happiness:wow,we have a thin one!
father:and so what?maybe it get ill!
the man could enjoy his life again.
then they hunted a sexy girl.
son:...what about this?
father:take it home,cook your mother!

cyjrn

原帖由 jidane 于 2008-3-3 16:09 发表
yes,of course~!but not a good player,
the most important requirement for my company is that there must be a football groud in the company,now i can't find any football ground here except a  ...

Haha, if we can play football together, that time would be wonderful!
I'm real in expectation...

cyjrn

Are males all concupiscent（好色的）?

Heather-_-

原帖由 cyjrn 于 2008-3-3 17:49 发表
Are males all concupiscent（好色的）?

空即是色，色即是空

jidane

if males are not concupiscent,the female will be disconsolate all their lives,because there is no body to please them

jidane

wife:i feel bad by using the cheap nail polish（指甲油）,which has a bad quality.

hunsband gave her 200 dollars and asked: do you feel better now?

wife:yes,quite better now.